We Will Rock You Musical 

 
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We Will Rock You - libretto

*Első felvonás* /1. oldal

/(The front curtain is down, showing an image of a waterstained curtain.
A bass note is played as the Queen image on the curtain is replaced by a
series of dates, one after the other)/

1956 - Elvis releases Heartbreak Hotel
1964 - The Beatles conquer America
1969 - Woodstock
1975 - Queen release Bohemian Rhapsody
1977 - Sex Pistols banned from the BBC
1981 - Bucks Fizz win the Eurovision Song Contest
1990 - Jive Bunny ruin 12 songs on one record
1993 - Mr Blobby goes in at number 1
2001 - Hearsay manufactured

/(The bass becomes recognisably the introduction to 'Innuendo'. The
timeline continues:)/

2002 - Hearsay disintegrate
2007 - First digitally created cyberstar tops the chart
2009 - Ugly people banned from the charts
2021 - Radio 1 plays the last non-computer-created tune
2030 - Kids require a licence to own electric guitars
2046 - ALL MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS BANNED

 
 
 

*Hey!
While the sun hangs in the sky and the desert has sand
While the waves crash in the sea and meet the land
While there's a wind and the stars and the rainbow
Till the mountains crumble into the plain
Oh yes, we'll keep on trying
Tread that fine line
Oh, we'll keep on trying
Till the end of time
Till the end of time
Till the end of time*

/(The tabs go up. POP is sitting alone on a dark stage, reading a
magazine. He takes out a recording device and speaks into it) /

 
 
  Pop:

Central state library, stardate (whatever the date is plus 300 years). I
must make haste, for I fear my arrest is imminent. Although I never
discovered the exact day on which the music died, it is clear to me that
an ancient entertainment phenomenon known as Pop Idol played a central
role. It seems that the Globalsoft Corporation acquired the franchise
and replaced the human contestants with computer generated cyber
celebrities. With no cultural stimulation, the kids stopped caring.
Democratic government collapsed - and the age of GaGa had dawned.


/(A green cage of laser light appears around POP. KHASHOGGI and two
MINIONS appear behind him) /

Khashoggi:

Oh my. Oh my, oh my, what's this? Do I see a little silhouetto of a spy?

Pop:

Bummer.

Khashoggi:

Tell me, old man. Why do you concern yourself so much with what is past?

Pop:

Because it is only the past which gives us hope.

Khashoggi:

But you've read the secret histories. Surely you've learnt that there is
no hope.

Pop:

There is always hope!

/(He waves his arm and burns it in the green laser) /

Hope is our birthright!

Khashoggi:

Then where is it? Where is this 'hope'?

Pop:

Any way the wind blows.

Khashoggi:

What do you know of the term 'living rock'?

Pop:

No more than that which the legend promises. That salvation is to be
found there, at the place of the champions, and that a bright, bright
star will show the way!

Khashoggi:

Oh, god, I hate hippies! Consign this miserable creature to the Seven
Seas of Rhye. //

/(the MINIONS put an orange helmet on POP's head) /

Pop:

Make love, not war!

/(POP and the MINIONS descend into the stage. KHASHOGGI waits to one
side for a moment to watch the school steps slide on stage, then leaves.
Standing on the steps are three TEACHERS and the GAGA KIDS) /


Teachers and Kids:

**

*We sit alone and watch your light
Our only friend, through teenage nights
And everything we want to get
We download from the internet *

*No need to think, no need to feel
When only cyberspace is real
It makes us laugh
It makes us cry
It makes us feel like we can fly
(Globalsoft)

Hope to record our life online
Touch any key, the world is mine
We're lost in space
But we don't care
Without your light our world's not there

Complete control, you are the power
Our lives are programmed by the hour
Globalsoft (Globalsoft)

All we hear is radio Ga Ga
Video Goo Goo
Internet Ga Ga
All we hear is cyberspace Ga Ga
Marketing Blah Blah

Always something new
Globalsoft, all your world loves you

We watch our shows
We watch your stars
Across our screens for hours and hours
We hardly need our eyes or ears
We just log on and dreams appear
(Globalsoft)

We're not alone
We have our friends
On cyber love we can depend
So stick around cos we'd all miss you
We need our graphics
Need our visual

Complete control, you are the power
We use our lives up by the hour
Globalsoft (Globalsoft)

All we hear is radio Ga Ga
Video Goo Goo
Internet Ga Ga
All we hear is cyberspace Ga Ga
Marketing Blah Blah

Always something new
Globalsoft, all your world loves you
Loves you*

/(GALILEO comes on stage and lurks behind the pillars) /


Voice:

Students of Virtual High, school's out. Get out there and have some fun.

Gaga Kids:

Hurrah! Hurrah!

/(the KIDS and two of the TEACHERS leave the stage. One TEACHER remains
and addresses GALILEO) /

Teacher:

Hey mate, go out and celebrate! School's finished - your life is just
beginning!

Galileo:

G-g-good! The s-s-sooner it begins the s-s-sooner it's over with.

Teacher:

Oh, come on, mate! You have so much potential. You could get a job in
any division of Globalsoft you choose, yeah? How about - music programming!

Galileo:

I don't want to programme music. I want to make music, real music, my
own music!

Teacher:

Hey mate! Cool it! Now listen, www/Gordon@theJoneses.com.


/(everyone in the audience who's even vaguely internet-savvy cringes)/

Galileo:

My name is Galileo Figaro.

Teacher:

No, nobody is called Galileo Figaro. Where on Planet Mall did you come
up with that?

Galileo:

I found it. In a dream. I have these dreams, see:.and I hear noises.
Screeching, thudding, b-b-banging noises:.and words. Words just drop
into my head. Too many words. Help - I need somebody. /(GALILEO clutches
at TEACHER) /
Help! Not just anybody!

Teacher:

I understand. I feel your pain. But come on, mate! You live in a perfect
world. What more could you possibly want?

Galileo:

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*I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You're so self-satisfied, I don't need you
I've got to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free
*

/(TEACHER exits, shaking her head) /

*I've fallen in love
I've fallen in love for the first time
In love with a world that's for real
I've fallen in love, yeah
God knows, God knows I've fallen in love

It's strange but it's true
I know I'm different and there's some things I have to do
But I have to be sure
When I walk out that door
Oh how I want to be free, baby
Oh yeah, I've got to be free
Oh yeah, I want to break free

This existence is wrong
I can't get used to living without, living without
Living without hope, it's a lie
I don't want to live alone
God knows, I've got to make it on my own
So people can't you see
God knows I've got to
God knows I need to
God knows I want to break free
*

/(green laser cage appears around GALILEO. KHASHOGGI and TEACHER enter
stage right) /


Khashoggi:

You say this boy wants to make his own music?

Teacher:

Yes. The little freak says he hears it in his dreams.

Khashoggi:

And he is aware that music other than that programmed by the Globalsoft
Corporation is illegal? The act of an individual?

Teacher:

Of course - but he doesn't care.

Khashoggi:

Has he ever tried to make a musical instrument?

Teacher:

Once, in technicial studies. He was caught trying to stretch plastic
string across an empty lunchbox.

Khashoggi:

Did he:.pluck it?

Teacher:

Yes, but claims he didn't know why.

Khashoggi:

I think I shall have to talk to this boy.

/(the green lasers disappear and GALILEO sinks into the floor) /

Teacher:

Goodbye - mate!

Khashoggi:

Are there any other potential Bohemians in this year's graduation group,
or is he the only one?

Teacher:

I'm sorry to have to report that there is one other. A repulsive
creature - a girl.

/(SCARAMOUCHE enters on the school steps stage left, as KHASHOGGI and
TEACHER exit stage right) /


Scaramouche:

*I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You're so self-satisfied, I don't need you
I've got to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free
*

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